Sunday, June 5, 2011

Life Lessons

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.


Today is the last day of some of your life.


Death is a once in a lifetime experience.


What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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